Tom Greenaway, Corporate Product Engineer at Banyan Systems
takes a musical poke at the competition in 'NetWare Man'
(sung to the tune of the Beatles' 'Nowhere Man')

Well, he's a real NetWare man,
Living in his Novell LAN,
Making all his E-mail plans, for nobody.

Doesn't have an open view,
Knows not where he's routing to.
Maybe hope in 4.2, or 3.

NetWare Man, please listen.
ENS* is what you're missin'.
NetWare Man, the world could be at your command.

He's as blind as Bill's NT,
Just sees his own bindery.
NetWare man can't TCP, at all.

NetWare Man, please listen.
ENS is what you're missin'.
NetWare Man, the world could be at your command.

He's a real NetWare man,
Living in his Novell LAN,
Making all his E-mail plans, for nobody.
Making all his GroupWise plans, for nobody.
Making all his Utah plans, for nobody. 

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*Enterprise Network Services

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IPX/SPX - ENS servers and VINES servers equipped with the ENS for NetWare
option can run IPX/SPX protocols in order to provide services to NetWare
networks. Servers can tunnel NetWare traffic through VINES networks and can
tunnel VINES traffic through NetWare networks.
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ENS for UNIX allows customers to break through the integration barriers that
typically exist between PC and UNIX environments.
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